The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
-William Butler Yeats
You gotta love a holiday that’s all about drinking. Sure, we all have our fair share of adult beverages during Thanksgiving and Christmas, but they’re merely masqueraded as a nice wholesome time with the ones you love…which they are…but a bit of the drink makes the holiday cheer, that much cheerier. St. Patrick’s Day, on the other hand, holds none of these pretenses. The widely accepted, practiced and promoted behavior for this glorious holiday is, to…well…to get shit faced. Hell, you don’t even have to be Irish to celebrate! Let’s party!!!